Procrastination and $$$

Three weeks have gone by since I promised myself I would find a second job. Instead I have been overloading on coffee, early 90s reality shows, and cutting my hair. I decided I needed another job based on my "spend freely philosophy" on money. Don't get me wrong. I've went to places. I've search engined it. I've read the classifieds. I even had two interviews. I'm not having it. How can a big city girl find a reasonable job in a small country town?

I've tried BlueDog Cafe'. It seemed amazing. i could wear what I want. I could get paid to stand there and escort people to their tables. Best of all, I would get shared tips from the waiters.... No call back....Secondly I tried this telemarketing company. Well at least I thought so. I thought it would be a piece of cake- sitting on my butt all day, harassing people, and making $12 an hour. It ended up being a marketing job where I try to get money out of my parents and their friends. No Thanks! Last but not least, I tried a beauty supply store. It would be GREAT if I worked there. I mean I already spend most of my money on either hair products or clothes. I go in there frequently buying thinning scissors, bleach, flat irons,etc. If I was already working there, I would have saved so much money. I could also wear my face piercings, wear all black and expieriment with my hair whenever I chose to. I kept going on in, but they never seemed to have applications available.

What should I do? I mean I'm pretending I have a consistent job and like I dont have school. I buy rabbit sized food from Raising Canes and rent season 3 of Nip/Tuck today. I am feeding a homeless cat whom I named Shia Lebeuof. This has to stop.